ZIVA: That is quite a kiss, McGee.
MCGEE: Not bad for a wallpaper, huh?
ZIVA: (laughs) Oh, you seem to be enjoying yourself. I’ve never seen a tongue quite so… long.
TONY: McGee has a long tongue?
ZIVA: No. Cutie pie he’s kissing does.
TONY: (surprised) McGee is kissing a girl?
MCGEE: You can’t see it, Tony.
TONY: Why not?
ZIVA: This is McGee’s private photograph. And if he does *not* want you to see it here, then you have to respect his wishes or… (makes the picture appear on the big screen) see it elsewhere.
TONY: (laughs) Oh, McRomeo. You should save that stuff for the bedroom.
MCGEE: You’re just jealous.
TONY: Jealous? I don’t think so. What you’re doing there could be illegal in some states.
— NCIS 5x15