Oscars: The Academy Awards ceremony’s opening sketch, which spoofed a bunch of films, and featured Alec Baldwin being dreamy. [vulture.thedailywhat]
Interviewer: What are you wearing?
Andrew Garfield: A suit and tie.
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Next time a treadmill tells you to “have a nice workout” try giving...– Zach Braff
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned,to buy things they don’t want,...– Will Smith (-allthatjaz)
Pizza delivery saves woman
thedailywhat: Last Night A Pizza Delivery Driver Saved My Life of the Day: Concerned Memphis pizza delivery woman Susan Guy went to check in on an elderly regular after the latter — who had made a habit of ordering from the same Domino’s every day for three years — hadn’t made a pizza delivery request in three days. After knocking on the door and banging on windows to no avail, the Domino’s...
95% of people on my Tumblr won't read this, but as...
Jesus is asked 183 questions directly in the four Gospels. He only answered...– Richard Rohr (via azspot)
Look at 3D. That’s a major setback to good storytelling. I took my little boy to...– Matthew Fox (via fuckyeahlost)
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Unable to fall in love with...
hitrecordjoe: sleepwithapanic: hitrecordjoe: alyaae: Of course, “celebrities” and “fictional characters” are actually the same thing. If Joe is a celebrity, then there’s fault in this. Joe cannot equal fictional character. Alright, based on a lot of tweeters/tumblrers reactions to this, it seems I let an attempt at witty brevity get in the way of clarity, so let me clarify what I...